What Serena Williams, all the athletes at the Met Gala wore

Duh, it was Serena Williams, who picked the Met Gala to announce she’s expecting her second child with husband Alexis Ohanian.

Surprise! I bet you thought we’d pick a woman in some flowing gown for Best Dressed, but this year it goes to Russell Westbrook. Not only does this give “Classic Chanel suit,” the pants are total bangers. Well done, Russ.

Another no-brainer. DWade and Gabrielle Union.

I mean, it’s fine. But knowing how close Roger Federer is with Anna Wintour, it’s surprising she didn’t hook him up with something a little more .... interesting. Also, if there’s one thing I’ve learned from Tom Wambgans, it’s that pocket squares make you look like you’re trying too hard.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. This has a real “Marge’s Recycled Chanel Suit” feel to it, Shai. Didn’t that get hot inside? Is that a duster worn over another duster? Are two necklaces inside the first duster and one outside? Where is your other arm? So many questions.

Brittney Griner and her wife Cherelle, safe, sound, and positively glowing on the red carpet.

Patrick Mahomes, I think, is dangerously close to being over-exposed, which is not his fault, but he’s in so many commercials, articles, all over social media all the time. Just...everywhere. I just rolled my eyes when I saw him, and I have nothing against him as a human being. They both look nice and on-theme, though.

I don’t know why I was so surprised to learn that Stefon Diggs was at the Met Gala. He’s just such a workhorse for his teams, he played in Minnesota and Buffalo, but he just never struck me as a fashion-forward kind of guy. But I was wrong. Let that be a lesson to us all: People can have diverse and varied interests!

Freestyle skier Eileen Gu wore what has been dubbed the “spilled red wine” dress, complete with matching gloves. She’s gorgeous, but I will never understand high fashion.